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[Link, meanwhile, is sitting on the edge of one of said beds waiting his turn to go brush his teeth. He could just shoulder his way alongside Allen, but he is a polite boy.

He has Tim in his lap while he waits, occupying himself by holding the Golem gently on his knees on his back as he pokes his legs into his body one by one, watching them stay like that for a few seconds before they plop back out again like a slow-rise squishy.

Fascinating.]

When else, if not now?

Yeah! Oh- wait no. Hold on.

[ He disappears into the bathroom, and you hear him spit the toothpaste into the sink and put the toothbrush away before coming back into the room. ]

Yeah!!!!!!!! Right now!

[Scrubbing his face. Guess they're doing this.]

Right, okay.

[Allen wants to be the littlest spoon, he gets it. Who is he to stop this, truly. He'll abandon his hairbrush for now, set it on his nightstand... realise his nightstand is in the way, huff, and pick it up to move it.]

We're keeping Beansprout's bed in the middle, I assume? Or are we pushing them all against one of the side walls and trapping someone in the corner?

If we're doing that, it sounds like you're volunteering to be the corner person.

[Link smiles as he says that, standing up and letting Tim go like he's releasing a pigeon. Go, be free.]

[ Be free... right onto Link's head. Tim is comfortable here, thanks. ]

I was thinking keeping my bed in the middle, yeah. I don't think anyone should be in the corner. Kanda is up the earliest, and Li, you're close behind, so... the best person to be in the corner is me. And... uhh... I feel like that's a proper bad idea, haha~!

[ He scoots over to start moving the nightstand next to his bed. ]

[Were it not for the nightstand in his hands he would've killed you in one shot, bird boy—

Kanda is rolling his eyes at Link, about to say that it was a fucking question and not a claim before Allen steps in to answer. Thank God, someone who can answer fucking questions!]

Right.

[No problem, time to shuffle stuff around. When the nighstands are moved, Kanda will start to pull his own bed over, piling up the pillows and blankets on top of it to make the connection as seamless as it's gonna get.]

...you know, [he starts, in that Tone that means he thinks he's funny,] you'd better not get lodged between the beds, Beansprout.

[Do it bitch kill him you won’t.

Link will do his part making sure his own bed is on the other side as well, trying to make sure the mattresses are flush.]

That should be avoidable if we keep a blanket underneath to sleep on top of, right?

[ Link, your autism... ]

Oi. I'll kick you off the bed entirely if you keep that up. Also, I'll be in the damn middle, so that doesn't even make sense, you bellend.

With the way you sleep? You're going to push one of us to the side and get sandwiched between the frames.

[Keeping it up—]

[Pat patting the sheets down.]

I think it’s more likely he ends up sprawled across us both.

[ For the briefest of moments it looks like Allen is going to continuing arguing with Kanda, picking up a pillow. But then Link speaks, and he beams at him instead.

He does still toss the pillow at Kanda, though. ]

Almost guaranteed! But you’re both so warm, I don’t think I could help it~

[Catches the fucking pillow??? TOSSES IT BACK????]

Whatever. [The beds are together, so Kanda starts sorting the sheets out on his side.] Are we putting the bed chests at the foot of the bed still?

[That's something to sort out, as well as the fact that they technically had one nightstand each and now with the alpha bed there's an extra one.]

We may as well. [They can still fit without issue. The nightstands, however…] I’m not sure where this additional nightstand needs to go. Maybe beside the door?

[Do they NEED three?]

We could put it in the other room, in case someone else shows up? I don't really use mine... I mean... I do have a bottle of lubricant from Mister Heimr, [ Which is still a fascinating thing to Allen. Like! Imagine! People have something better than just oil. He got it after his time with the boys- ] but I can just throw that in my chest.

I think we should move the chests to all be at the end of the bed, though.

Or one of the other nightstands. [He shrugs.] Mine doesn't have much in it, so you can throw anything extra into it, I guess.

[Things in Kanda's nightstand include:
-
-
-
- hair ties
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-
- that's it]

I'll take the extra into the other room. [Link can move the chests. I'm just saying this is a great time to accidentally turn Kanda's golem back on.]

[Link nods, and with that he'll start to shift things around as agreed upon, eventually coming to Kanda's chest which he has to lift up a little because the leg on one side had the bedsheet trapped under it.

The contents are jostled a little bit due to this, and before Link realizes what's happening, the chest starts...vibrating? There's something pinponging around inside, bouncing off the inner walls of the chest.

????

He puts the chest back down, and in a shocking display of lack of self preservation for this man, he opens the chest to peer inside to the tune of Kanda's golem flying out and smacking him in the face.]

[ Allen is seconds from trying to help Kanda with opening the door and getting him out, until suddenly ...????? Hello? Why is Link being accosted-

And basically the moment Kanda's golem pings into Link, Tim is on Link's head trying to eat it.

So it's going well. ]

[The literal second he sets that other nightstand down in the theoretical womens' bedroom is when he hears just. Chaos. And he has to wonder what the fuck is going on, like, he just fucking left he was JUST THERE. So Kanda rounds the corner, opens his mouth to say something, and then a little crying black golem flies right into his face.

How is it crying. Where the fuck does the water in these things come from. What the f—]

Why are you on.

[help, tim is trying to eat him :( ]

Hhgh... it came out of your chest.

[Link grumbles, rubbing the middle of his face where he got bonked.]

You've kept it in there this whole time?

"Why are you on"?! Why was it off?! Last time I saw it, you had it on- Did you really turn it off when you came here? [ Was Kanda that annoyed by it. Look at it. It's so sad.

Allen reaches out to grab Tim, who chases the other golem down, and then starts rolling him around between his hands. ]

Tim, be kind.

I fucking turned it off again, what do you think? —Why are you fucking crying?

[WHERE IS THE WATER... COMING FROM....................]

Yes, I kept it in there, it was underneath my stuff. I want nothing to do with the goddamn Order, I only agreed to become a General to get the heat off my back and get Lenalee and Marie out of whatever prison Central put them in.

[Hey Kanda

hey you did not tell anyone that

Hey Kanda—]

Plus the part about needing more information to un-Fourteenth your ass. [HEY KANDA]

[Hi Link is no longer focused on the chests suddenly, standing upright with his expression turning serious the more Kanda talks.]

Prison? What are they doing over there?

[Were they seen to be in league with Allen, somehow? And even if so, can't they see they need more Executors on the field, not LESS of them??]

[ Allen stops what he's doing, letting Tim crawl out of his hands to go accost Kanda's golem again and just... freezing in place. Huh? What? What did he say...? ]

Lenalee... and Marie...?

[ B... because of Allen? Why? No. No no no that wasn't supposed to happen? What?? ]

[Ugh. Kanda crosses his arms and, what else, leans in the doorway like he usually does.]

It's my fault. I dipped without saying anything, and Tiedoll said Central detained the two of them. Probably as accomplices, but more than likely as people who know too much. They were the only two who really knew what I was doing back at the Order to begin with.

[Link grits his teeth, hearing that.]

They're taking things too far.

[Lvellie is. He would understand wanting to detain Johnny, considering, but Lenalee and Marie?]

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